This one? It’s not just a beach trip. It’s a full-blown tropical flex. Paradise Island Trip is exactly what the name says — and then some. The kind of place that makes your Instagram look like a travel blogger’s, even if you’re just there to nap in the sun and sip a soft drink like royalty.
We kick off at 9am, and you’re sorted for the whole day till 4pm. First stop: two snorkelling sessions, both 45 minutes each. No faffing about — proper snorkelling, where the coral actually looks like someone photoshopped it and the fish don’t care you’re floating around like a clumsy tourist. They just glide past like they’re in their own underwater runway show.
Then you land on Paradise Island itself for a good two hours. Think white sand, turquoise water, chill music in the background, and loungers calling your name. The vibe is “Maldives but you still have money left for dinner later.” Whether you’re the type to swim, sunbathe, or just dramatically stare into the distance like you’re in a holiday advert — it just works.
On the boat, they’ve got lunch covered, and it’s not those dry sandwich packs either — it’s fresh, hot, and genuinely decent. Drinks? Flowing. Need a bit of adrenaline? There’s banana boats and water games if you’re feeling wild, or you can just sprawl on deck and snack your way through the sea breeze.
And yes, transfers are included if you’re in Hurghada. If you’re down in Sahl Hasheesh or Makadi, it’s an extra €5, and €10 if you’re in Safaga or El Gouna — not ideal, but still a steal. Plus, kids under 5 are free, and it’s half price for the littler ones aged 5–10. So bring the whole gang.
Now the real win? It’s normally €40, but if you’re quick, you get it for €32. That’s a full day on the sea, snorkelling, sunbathing, stuffing your face, and playing in turquoise water for less than dinner at a tourist trap restaurant.
If you want a holiday story that’s actually worth telling — Paradise Island with Funny Picnic is the one. Relaxed, fun, and nothing fake about it. You’ll be posting it for weeks.
